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Run. Sync. Regret.
Your activity gives us the material. The more suspicious the effort, the more specific the roast.
Personalized roasts for runners
Data doesn't lie.And neither do we.
Kudos Denied turns your actual runs into painfully specific roast cards worth screenshotting. Same miles. Fewer excuses.
Free weekly roast. No card. Just consequences.
Roast Drop 001Monday // 07:00
Your latest masterpiece
3.1 miles Tuesday. Two hours of “stretching.” Sure.
Kudos Denied
Personalized roasts for runners
Illustrative roast card // Share at your own risk
Built for the screenshot
Your run is the punchline.
We pull the funny part from the data: splits, distance, timing, and the training choices you thought nobody noticed. Then we package it for the group chat.
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Monday Drop
Free runners get a weekly card. A small ritual for runners who need less praise.
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Send it
Share the card. Let the club reply. Repeat after your next questionable tempo run.
Pick your damage
Start weekly. Go savage when ready.
Free
The Monday ritual.
Free
- One personalized Monday Roast Drop
- A shareable card with the Kudos Denied watermark
- Specific jokes based on the run, not a random quote
Most unhinged
Savage
Daily accountability with teeth.
$5/ month
- A fresh roast after every run
- Savage Mode when gentle accountability is not enough
- Custom roast personas and clean, watermark-free cards
Club Roast
For groups with shared mileage and zero mercy.
Soon
- Group roast leaderboards for the whole crew
- Branded drops for clubs, races, and sponsors
- One very active group chat
Next up: the whole club
More miles. More roasts. More witnesses.
Club leaderboards are coming for run crews, races, and brands ready to make the weekly Roast Drop a team sport.
Clubhouse preview
Sunday long run
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Mara
Ran the hills. Still complained.
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Theo
PR pace. Parking-lot cooldown.
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You
Most creative excuse.
Future feature // Club roasts
Run more. Ego less.
Your next run needs a better ending.
Start with the free Monday Roast Drop. The group chat will take it from there.
Get roasted free